“Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan! Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?”
STYLE: Unisex T-shirt
Officially licensed
Printed on our ultra soft 100% cotton t-shirts
Includes printed size tag / logo on the inside.
See product images for sizing information.
ART BY: Devon Whitehead
IN STOCK: If your order is placed Monday through Friday before 9 A.M. EST, it will ship the same day! Any orders placed after 9 A.M. EST will ship the next business day (Monday through Friday).
PRE ORDER: There is an estimated shipping date listed in the item's description. Please keep in mind that if your order has an IN-STOCK item and a PRE-ORDER item, your entire order will not ship until the PRE-ORDER item is ready. You may need to place a separate order for the IN-STOCK item if it is needed sooner.
